Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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