I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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