GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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