Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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