I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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