So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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