No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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