If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We left an ass print on the piano.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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