I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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