I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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