yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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