My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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