called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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