is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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