did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
you will always have a special place in my vag
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
