On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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