I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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