Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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