Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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