its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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