Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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