Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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