i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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