are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
