big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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