I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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