We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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