How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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