my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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