why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
no you cant smoke seaweed
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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