what if I'm pregnant?
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not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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