this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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