Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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