singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
How's work?
Spinning.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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