Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
