I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I forget how to act sober
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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