google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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