If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm getting married
To pizza
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