his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I stole a fireplace last night.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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