How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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