Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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