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Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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