I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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