R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Swine flu is the new snow day.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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