Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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