is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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