hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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