Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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