I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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