i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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