dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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